The Introvert's Guide to Survival
Welcome, fellow introverts, to your ultimate survival guide in a world built for extroverts!
As someone who's mastered the art of flying solo in a sea of social butterflies, I'm here to share some tips and tricks for thriving in an extroverted world.
So, grab your favorite cozy blanket and settle in for a journey through the wonderful world of introversion!
Embrace the Hermit Life
Let's face it—sometimes, there's nothing better than a cozy night in with a good book and a cup of tea. Embrace your inner hermit and revel in the joys of solitude. Say goodbye to FOMO (Fear of Missing Out) and hello to JOMO (Joy of Missing Out)! Remember, there's no shame in canceling plans to spend quality time with yourself.
Master the Art of Small Talk Dodgeball
Ah, small talk—the bane of every introvert's existence. Instead of awkwardly fumbling through mundane conversations about the weather, why not spice things up with some creative dodging techniques? From the classic "pretend to suddenly remember something important" maneuver to the ever-popular "sneak away to refill your drink" tactic, the possibilities are endless!
Harness the Power of the Resting Introvert Face
Ever been accused of looking aloof or unapproachable? Congratulations, you've mastered the art of Resting Introvert Face! Use this superpower to your advantage by effortlessly warding off unwanted small talk and maintaining your precious bubble of personal space. Remember, it's not rude—it's self-preservation.
Find Your Introvert Squad
Who needs a bustling social calendar when you've got a tight-knit circle of introverted friends who understand the struggle? Seek out fellow introverts who share your love of deep conversations and comfortable silences. Together, you'll navigate the social jungle with ease, knowing that you've got each other's backs.
Create Your Introvert Oasis
Whether it's a cozy reading nook, a tranquil nature spot, or a dimly lit coffee shop, everyone needs a sanctuary where they can recharge their introvert batteries. Take the time to create your own introvert oasis—a place where you can escape the chaos of the outside world and reconnect with yourself.
Embrace Your Introverted Superpowers
Contrary to popular belief, being an introvert isn't a weakness—it's a superpower! From your keen observation skills to your ability to listen deeply and empathize with others, your introverted nature gives you a unique perspective on the world. So, embrace your superpowers and let your introverted light shine!
Learn the Power of “No”
Learn to say "No" to too many invites. As an introvert, especially if we're masking, we still want to people please. Let that shit go. Choose the outings and invites you can handle, don't over-schedule yourself, and give yourself enough time for that social hangover.
Be Honest with Yourself and Others
Are you feeling depleted? Too over peopled? Be honest and tell people you are introverted and when your battery is out of juice. Trying to push through it or ignore it is just going to confuse everyone when you are suddenly a shell of a human or a raging psycho. 🤷♀️
Let an Extrovert Adopt You
Have at least one extrovert in your corner who drags you out every once in a while but mostly lets you live vicariously through them. I’ll be honest... My extrovert is Elle, and look at me now! Writing on this blog is something I would never do alone, but here I am and loving every second of it!
As we come to the end of this survival guide for introverts, I hope you've gleaned some valuable insights and maybe even shared a laugh or two. Remember, being an introvert isn't something to be fixed or changed—it's something to be celebrated!
So, go forth, my fellow introverts! You’ve got this!